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Serial Killer Pickup LinesAre you an angel? Because that's the only mythological creature I haven't raped yet.Serial Killer Pickup Lines
Is there a gaping wound in your side or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a thief? Because you've stolen my heart. Now get in the trunk.
The voices like your skin.
If you were a drug, I'd crush you and put you in that girl's drink.
If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better? [when she does, rip her face off with teeth]
I think my medication is wearing off.
Do you believe in love at first sight or shouldn't I have ripped your eyes out?
Do you like consen
It's Jenny
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If the World Is your Canvas,
Im a Bastard With a Match!
~Ultracatflap
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"The art to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - 'The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy' by Douglas Adams
Lol...See it's a Guy....With a Black open Suit, a red tie, and white gloves
Oh and hes tall with a body like the Blonde From One Piece
Thank Youuuuuuu
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If the World Is your Canvas,
Im a Bastard With a Match!
~Ultracatflap
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If the World Is your Canvas,
Im a Bastard With a Match!
~Ultracatflap
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Life places allot of challenges on you, but you can overcome them with attitude and spirit.
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